" Every Thing Is Possible To A Willing HEART "

"HEY GUYS IF U LIKE TO HAV SOME BEAUTIFUL MESSAGES TO UR MOBILE THEN PLEASE SEND ME UR NAME,CITY AND MOBILE NUMBER TO 99452 45455 " please note:- send ur full name and mobile number and ur CITY name ----> for sending message go to MESSAGE-->WRITE-->NEW FRIEND (space) YOUR NAME , CITY And MOBILE NUMBER send to 9945245455 (karnataka local others insert "0")

"if

A is 1, B is 2 C is 3.. ..Z is 26 then L+O+V+E is 54. F+R+I+E+N+D+S+H+I+P is 108. interesting? Friendship is twice stronger than love....

"Nazron se jab nazron ka takrar hota hai, Har mod par kisi ka intzar hota hai, Dil rota hai zakhm hanste hain, Ishi ka naam pyaar hota hai !..!"

"Deewane hain unke naam ke is baat se inkaar nahin,Kaise kahe ke hamein unse pyar nahin,Kuch to kasoor hai unki adaoon ka,Hum akele to gunehgaar nahin.."

"Faasle mitaakar meri yaad aas-paas rakhna

dosti ka ye rishta yuhi barkarar rakhna

bichchad jaye kabhi aapse hum phir bhi apni aankho may hamara intezar rakhna.....'"

"Na jäänè kyöù äbhì èk änsù ankh se chälkä, shäyäd dil kö ääpki yääd aayi, çhähät häi itni ääpse baat karne ki...kè hästé huè bhi äñkhèn bhär ääyi..."

"Khawabo me ayenge S.M.S ki tarah,Dil me bas jayenge RINGTONE ki tharah, Dosti kabhi kam na hogi BALANCE ki tharah, bus tum busy na rahna NETWORK ki tarah..."

"God's Love,

it's so

Wonderful..

Mother's Love,

it's so

Meaningful..

Lover's Love,

it's so

Painful.!

But..

Friend's Love,

it's so

Truthful....."vikram 99452 45455"

"Nazar Humari Nazar Tumhari

Nazar Ne Dil Ki Nazar Utari

Nazar Ne Dekha Nazar Ko Aise

Ke Kabhi Nazar Na Lage Dosti ko Humari,..... ur sweetest friend vikram 99 45 2 45 45 5"

"Harpal tum ko yaad karte hai hum. Yeh gunaah har bar karte rahenge hum. Mumkin nahi hai aaj tum se milna.Phir bi har din intezar karte hai hum.."

"Dil aaj khushiyon ki duhaai dega,

Niklega chand toh dikhai dega,

Dost humne aapse dosti ki hai,

Ek aansu bhi giraa aapka, toh humko sunaaee dega...."

"Narazagi ka sabab to puchh liya karo, Duriya lakh ho yad to kar liya karo. Jeete hain ya mar gaye,pata karne ke liye 1-2 miss-call hi kar liya karo..99452 45455 Vikram from BANGALORE"

"Kabhi Dil To Kabhi Shamma Jala Ke Roye, Unki Yaado Ko Dil Se Laga Ke Roye! Raat Ke Aagosh Me Jab So Gayi Duniya Saari, Chand Ko Uski Tasveer Bana Ke Roye!!!!!

"Winning horse does'nt know why it runs in race.it runs bcoz of beats & pains. Life is a race;god is ur rider.So if u r in pain then think,GOD wants u 2 win."

"Jiske paas kuch nahi uspe duniya hasti hai, jiske paas sabkuch hai usse duniya jalti hai, hamare paas aap jaisa dost hai, jise pane ko duniya tarasti hai..'"

"Dost Teri Dosti Itni Pyari. Teri Dosti Pe Qurban Meri Zindagi Saari. Kya Tujhe Pyari Nahi Meri Yaari. Chal Phir Ab goli marane Ki Meri Baari..!!

"The most you can miss a person is when you sit beside the person you love and you know that you are not going to have that person in your life..."

"Khone se Pane ka Maza kuch or hai..

Band Aankho me Rone ka maza kuch or hai..

Aansu bane Lafz..

Lafz bane Gazal...

Us Gazal me Tere Hone ka Maza kuch or hai.."

"Sagar tho banti hai baarish ki boondon se, Lehare tho utthi hai thandi hawaon se,Magar zindagi banthi hai tho sirf tum jaise dost se....."

"Milna ittefaq tha bichadna naseeb tha,

Woh itne door hua jitne karib the.

Unhe dekhne ko tarasti reh gayi ankhein,

Jis shaqs ki hatheli par hamara naseeb tha."

"Sardar at bar in NewYork.

Man on his right says"Johny Walker single"

Man on his left says"Peter Scot single"

Sardar says:-

"Baljit Singh Married!"...!

"Sardar holds his new born son aftr birth,suddenly son does SUSU. Sard said2 nurse:Madamji yeh piece Leak kar raha hai,mujhe dusra nikal ke do,nikalne se pehle su su pipe check karna ,nahi to main paisa nahi dunga......"

"In a hotel in China..

Waiter:Sir I hav Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue, Fried Kidney & Frog's Leg

Sardarji:Don't tell me ur Problems.Give me d Menu Card!"

"Sardar-Bhagwan tu mujhe 100 Rs dega to 50 tumhe chadhaunga.

Thodi dur pe usko 50 Rs mil gaye.

Sardar-Prabhu itna bhi bharosa nahi,

PAHLE HI KAAT LIYA......"

"HUSBAND n WIFE wer FIGHTING. HUSBAND says:Tu SAALI KUTTI..!!

WIFE replies:Tu SAALA KUTTA..!!

The CHILD was near,he said : "MAIN SAALA PUPPY"...

" Meri halat wo samajh nahi paate,hum bhi unse kuchh keh nahi paate,

E khuda ye kaisa dost de diya tune, jiske bina hum reh nahi paate."

"Pani me whisky milao to nasha chadhta hai. Brandy milao to bhi nasha chadhta hai. Rum milao to bhi nasha chadhta hai. Saala is pani me hi kuch gadbad hai....."

"A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him "Did u see anything there that u were not supposed 2see"??? Boy:Yes I saw "MY DADY" !

Wat has tecnolgy done hey... ?Ek time wo tha jab MURGE hame aawaz de k jagate the aur ek aaj ka time hai , Hum MURGE ko message bhej ke jagate hai .....

"Sardar- i'm so kanjus that i went alone 4 honeymoon and saved 1/2 money, 2nd sardar- ur nothing,i saved all money,my friend was going to honeymoon, so i sent my wife with him....go and enjoy

"Johny.. johny....

Yes Papa...

No Sms...

Why Papa...

Remove Ur Sim...

Quick Papa...

Break Ur Cell...

Ha..Ha..Ha......

"Tere liya chand sitare thod dhu. tere liye mein suraj ko foad dhu. thu hass tho dek ek baar thera saare daant thod dhu. Ha ha ha....

"Din me sooraj gayab ho sakta hai roshni nahi. India toss jeet sakta hai match nahi.Dil toot sakta hai pyar nahi,

Hum call karna bhool sakte hai,aapko nahi ........

"Ghalat Nazar se dekhoge to har Ladki mein kharabi lagegi aur sahi Nazar se dekhoge to har Sundar Ladki tumhari Bhabhi lagegi.

Tumhara Bhai....!!